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Snowmen and Snowwomen...................................................................................... What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?......................................... Snowballs! |
| A man walked into
a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender
asked him if he wanted a drink. He replied, "No thanks. I don't drink. I tried it once but I didn't like it." ...................... So the bartender said, "Well, would you like a cigarette?" But the man said, "No thanks. I don't smoke. I tried it once but I didn't like it." ..................................................... The bartender asked him if he'd like to play a game of pool, and again the man said, "No thanks. I don't like pool. I tried it once but I didn't like it. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be here at all, but I'm waiting for my son." ........................................................... The bartender said, "Your only son, I guess." |
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Fun Things To Do In An Elevator - Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to the other passengers. Fun Things To Do In An Elevator - Shave. Fun Things To Do In An Elevator - Do Tai Chi exercises. Fun Things To Do In An Elevator - When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!". |
| 3 levels of your socks being dirty: ................................................................... 1.When you enter the room and everybody knows that you're wearing socks.......... 2.When you can build a pyramid from your socks. .............................................. ....... 3.When you toss 'em up and they don't come back, because they stick to the soffit |
| Why when the legs sweat they smell, and when the arms do, they don't?................. Look the places, where they grow from. |